And The Academy of Porn Award Winner For Best Picture Is...

String theory, Higgs Boson, blackholes, decadimensional reality, and an infinite amount of coexisting alternative universes... What if every Academy Award winner for Best Picture were a porn? Somewhere in the expanse of existence and non-existence, this happened:

2011 – The Orgasm Artist

2010 – The King’s Penis

2009 – The Butt-Hurt Locker

2008 – Cumdog Millionaire

2007 – No Cunt for Old Men

2006 – The Legs Parted

2005 – Crash Into My Vagina

2004 – Million Dollar Hooker

2005 – The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Return of the Kink

2002 – Debbie Does Chicago

2001 – A Beautiful Rack

2000 – Gladiator Gang-bang

1999 – American Booty

1998 – Shakespeare in Love and in the Butt

1997 – Titanic

1996 – The Erotic Patient

1995 – Breastheart

1994 – Whorest  Pump

1993 – Shindler’s Fuck List

1992 – Unforgiven Whores

1991 – The Silence of the Bearded Clams

1990 – Dances With Whores

1989 – Driving and Fucking Miss Daisy

1988 – Golden Shower Man

1987 – The Last Blowjob

1986 – Poon Platoon

1985 – Out of Africa, Then In, Then Out, Then Back In.

1984 – Ramadickus

1983 – Terms of Bondage

1982 – Randy

1981 – Crotches of Fire

1980 – Ordinary Whores

1979 – Kramer in Kramer

1978 – The Dick Hunter

1977 – Annie Balls