BeeTeeDubs, Jeff Bridges is the fucking man. I am totally willing to watch the Cohen brothers log-jam another film just to go gay for Mr. Bridges - True Grit FTW.
In order to get fully psyched up for the midnight showing I've been listening to Daft Punk's Tron Legacy OST on repeat. It's shithouse mad. Whoever had the idea of giving Daft Punk a 32 piece orchestra needs to be fellated for hours on end by an assortment of the finest acrobat hookers Hong Kong has to offer. Bravo sir. Prepare your brain cavity, because this shit will blow your mind.
I've also considered that I may be hyping myself up too much for this, as Hollywood has a tendency of taking my hopes, dreams, and childhood fantasies and raping them Kobe style. But, I am going to allow myself a rare moment of optimism. If it sucks I'll contemplate suicide. No big deal.
Trooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!
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