New Look!

In order to increase this blog's chances of getting herpes, I've made it more attractive. That zazzy header? Mine. That sick-nasty background. Mine. Kinda (look, don't get into it, because, you know, I'm sure you have better things to do that call me out on some bullshit. I know that's how the internet works, but just know that I will not hesitate to delete your stupid comments if you decide to try and be "the smartest guy in the room.").