The Best of Farmer Porn

20 reasons not to follow PopNothingIdiot on Twitter:

Best of #FarmerPorn on Twitter

1. The cock gets me up every morning.
2. I'm gonna plow that field and spread my seed all over it.
3. I'm gonna pump that butter churn 'till it's nice and creamy. Just the way grandma likes it.
4. I'm gonna strap a saddle on that filthy beast and ride it until it's sweaty.
5. This was a great year for nuts.
6. Let's just see where this bucket of coleslaw takes us . . .
7. I wanna shuck your corn so hard.
8. You know what's better than nailing a fence? Nothing. I could pound it all day. 
9. It's not about the length of the zucchini, it's about the girth.
10. When you're milking a cow and halfway through you spray the milk all over your face.
11. Would you like me to drop this load off in the front . . . or in the rear?
12. I want you to find the hole, dig it out, and plant your seed.
13. Those melons are ripe for the pickun'
14. I got a tractor out back . . .
15. I drink my milk straight from the teet.
16. My land is spread wide and I keep it wet, real wet.
17. I gonna fill up your silo . . . with grain.
18. I love them hoes. 
19. E-I-E-I-Ooooooh.
20. I'm about to stick my whole arm up this cow's ass.