Butt Hair

     The theory put forth and accepted largely by the scientific community basically says that the anus fuzz is just a left-over from our hairy ancestors and remained as a sort of “residue” of the ball hair. The function of the ball hair, says the scientific community, is to keep the balls warm and to protect the gentle, little scrotums of ancient man from UV damage. It is a well accepted theory that. “Going commando” did not develop until surprisingly late in the evolution of the human species, not until Homo sapiens. Scientists claim that, while many of man’s ancestors before sapiens dangled their balls freely in the open air (Homo ergaster was noted as having a particular gift for freely dangling its balls) it was not until H. sapiens had the option of clothing their junk that they could shun such coverings and thus could, in the technically appropriate use of the term, “go commando.” Like most modern humans, the body is unsure what to do with that area between the butt and balls, colloquially called the “gooch,” “BB,” or “trundle,” and thus does not distinguish the area behind the balls as separate from the balls themselves. So, basically, as long as you have hair on your balls you will have hair in your butt, so scientists say.